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Thought of the Day: April 5th

Rishi Sharma

April 5, 2016

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“The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.”

Thought of the Day: April 4th

Rishi Sharma

April 4, 2016

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“I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.” -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Thought for the Day: April 1st

Rishi Sharma

April 1, 2016

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“Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and let her fly, because I bet you’d be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out” - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

Thought of the Day: March 31st

March 31, 2016

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“We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.”-Paula Poundstone

Thought of the Day: March 30th

Rishi Sharma

March 30, 2016

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“Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

Thought for the Day: March 28th

Rishi Sharma

March 28, 2016

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“You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.”

Thought of the Day: March 25th

March 25, 2016

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“I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he’d eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.”-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

Thought of the Day: March 24th

March 24, 2016

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“Better not take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.”-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

Thought of the Day: March 23rd

March 23, 2016

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“If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove touch your lips, because you don’t know where that glove has been.”-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

Thought of the Day: March 22nd

March 22, 2016

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Question: A total of five teams in professional baseball (MLB), professional football (NFL), and professional basketball (NBA) have nicknames that do not end in the letter s. Name them.   Answer: Chicago White Sox (MLB) Bosto...

Thought of the Day: March 21st

March 21, 2016

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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

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